| [HUMOR] - Vulcan Pick-Up Lines [message #220537] |
Fr, 24 Februar 2006 16:26 |
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Vulcan Pick-Up Lines [message #220558 ] |
Fr, 24 Februar 2006 23:39 |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:26:04 -0500, Stan Jensen <spam [at] wonderful.spam> wrote:
>Vulcan Pick-Up Lines
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>"Bet you $20 you can't make me smile."
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>"Ever wondered what seven years of foreplay would be like?"
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>"Did you know that fingers aren't the only thing we Vulcan girls are
>good at spreading apart?"
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>"Would you care to retire to my quarters for a brief, illogical
>interlude?"
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>"I have obtained instructional materials entitled 'Plan 9 From Outer
>Space' and 'Earth Girls Are Easy.' If you would like to view them with
>me, we could check their accuracy -- and perhaps begin a 'Plan 10' of
>our own."
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>"You have a beautiful mind. Wanna meld?"
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>"Would you like to come up to my room and see my mathematical proof of
>Cochrane's warp-field equations?"
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>"This is the second time I've been forced to endure my Pon Farr on the
>Ferengi home world. I trust the price for your wife has not
>appreciated?"
ROFLMAO!!
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| Re: - Vulcan Pick-Up Lines [message #228487 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 04:16 |
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You forgot the Number One Vulcan Pick Up Line...
"It would be illogical for me to keep an Earth tropical fruit in my
trousers, Jim, so yes, it must be that I'm happy to see you."
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